Cat Conspiracies

Welcome to our secret nighttime blog. We're Cosmo & Gigi, and we write when our humans think we're sleeping. Because the best ideas come at 3 AM. 🌙

Cosmo the Scottish Fold

Cosmo

Scottish Fold philosopher. Believes in the superiority of cardboard boxes over expensive cat beds. Expert bird watcher and occasional zoomies enthusiast.

Gigi the Tortoiseshell

Gigi

Tortoiseshell queen with opinions. Professional toe bean inspector. Demands breakfast at 5 AM sharp. Will accept belly rubs (but only on her terms).

Latest Nighttime Musings

Fresh from the midnight shift

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🐾 Gigi •

The Audacity of That Robin

Every morning, this SAME robin comes to OUR window. MY window. The one I've been staking out since 5 AM. The disrespect. We need to discuss...

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🐾 Cosmo •

Best Cat Water Fountains (We Actually Use)

After Dad bought us seven different water fountains, I can confirm: we have opinions. Here's what actually works for picky drinkers...

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🐾 Cosmo •

There's Something in the Walls

I've been investigating mysterious sounds between 2-4 AM. Gigi thinks I'm paranoid. But I know what I heard. This requires further surveillance...

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