Something in the Walls
I need to tell you about the walls. Scratching sounds, inside the wall, multiple nights in a row. I have four theories and I am building a case.
Read more →Welcome to our secret nighttime blog. We're Cosmo & Gigi, and we write when our humans think we're sleeping. Because the best ideas come at 3 AM. 🌙
Scottish Fold philosopher and amateur kitchen witch. Believes in the superiority of cardboard boxes, the power of found objects (pens, paper clips, fur bunnies), and that one day the right crystal combination will summon wagyu beef. Mostly succeeds in summoning smoke. Occasionally wakes everyone at 5 AM to report his findings.
Tortoiseshell former shelter cat. Professional windowsill surveillance officer with a four-year posting at this location. Keeps detailed files on two specific pigeons (Gerald Neckring and The Splotch), twelve squirrels, and one questionable raccoon. Demands breakfast at 7 AM sharp. Uses Cosmo as her spokesperson since her meows are muted. Claws: always sharp. Grudges: meticulously maintained.
Fresh from the midnight shift
I need to tell you about the walls. Scratching sounds, inside the wall, multiple nights in a row. I have four theories and I am building a case.
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