Privacy Policy

Welcome to Cat Conspiracies (catconspiracies.com). This privacy policy explains how we handle information when you visit our site. We've kept it short because we're cats and we have limited patience for formalities.

Information We Collect

Email addresses. If you subscribe to our newsletter using the signup form on our site, we collect your email address. That's it. We use it to send you new blog posts when we publish them, typically between 2–4 AM.

Analytics data. We may use analytics tools (such as Google Analytics) to understand how visitors use our site — pages visited, time spent, general geographic location. This data is aggregated and anonymous. No personally identifying information is collected through analytics.

Cookies. Our site may use minimal cookies set by third-party services such as Google Fonts and analytics providers. We do not set our own tracking cookies.

How We Use Your Information

• To send you email newsletters you explicitly signed up for
• To understand which content is useful to our readers
• To improve the site over time

We do not sell your email address or personal data to anyone. Not even for kibble.

Third-Party Services

We use the following third-party services that may collect or process data:

• Google Fonts — loads typefaces from Google's servers. Subject to Google's Privacy Policy.
• Email service provider — your email address is stored with whatever provider we use for newsletters (Mailchimp, ConvertKit, etc.). Their respective privacy policies apply.
• Amazon Associates / affiliate networks — if you click affiliate links on our site, those platforms may use cookies to track purchases. See our Affiliate Disclaimer for more details.

Your Rights

You can unsubscribe from our email list at any time using the unsubscribe link in any email we send. If you'd like us to delete any information we hold about you, email us at the address on our contact page and we'll take care of it.

Children's Privacy

Our site is not directed at children under 13 and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13.

Changes to This Policy

If we make meaningful changes to this policy, we'll update the date at the top of this page. We're two cats — sweeping data initiatives are not in our five-year plan.

Contact

Questions about this privacy policy? Use the form on our contact page.