Affiliate Disclaimer

Last updated: February 21, 2026

Short version: Some links on this site may earn us a small commission if you make a purchase. This never affects what we recommend — we only write about things we've actually used and would tell you about regardless. Our opinions belong to us (and are mostly Gigi's, because Cosmo cannot be trusted to review anything without going off about crystals).

What This Disclaimer Covers

Cat Conspiracies (catconspiracies.com) participates in affiliate marketing programs, including the Amazon Associates Program and potentially others. This means that when you click certain links on this site and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission at no additional cost to you.

Amazon Associates Disclosure

Cosmo & Gigi are participants in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.

Our Editorial Independence

Affiliate relationships do not influence our recommendations. Here's what that means in practice:

  • We only recommend products we have genuinely used and would recommend to a friend
  • We do not accept payment to write positive reviews
  • If we don't like something, we say so — or we don't write about it at all
  • Our honest opinions sometimes result in not recommending a product even when a commission was available

Gigi, specifically, has been described as "brutally honest" and "professionally unimpressed" by most products she has reviewed. This is not going to change because of a commission structure.

How Affiliate Links Are Marked

Affiliate links on this site are identified with a note such as "affiliate link," a disclosure at the top of relevant posts, or both. We follow FTC guidelines for disclosure. If you ever have questions about whether a link is an affiliate link, feel free to contact us.

What Your Purchase Supports

Commissions from affiliate links help support this site — which means they help cover the cost of the Mitten's Morsels, the DOOOB water fountain, Cosmo's crystals, and the quarterly replacement of whatever toy Gigi has dismembered. We appreciate it.

Questions

If you have questions about our affiliate relationships or want to know whether a specific recommendation involves a commission, please use our contact form.