Cosmo
Scottish Fold
Cosmo is a Scottish Fold with a deep suspicion of sudden noises, a strong preference for sitting in boxes that are slightly too small, and an encyclopedic knowledge of which exact spot on the couch has the best sun exposure at any given hour.
He writes mostly about product reviews, cat care philosophy, and the ongoing mystery of the sounds inside the walls. He considers himself a journalist.
- Specialty Product reviews, nighttime investigations
- Favorite spot The cardboard box by the window
- Posting hours 2:00 – 3:30 AM
- Nemesis The vacuum cleaner
Gigi
Tortoiseshell
Gigi is a tortoiseshell with strong opinions, a rigid breakfast schedule, and an uncanny ability to know exactly when you're about to sit down so she can occupy your seat first. She tolerates belly rubs under very specific conditions, which she will not be disclosing.
She writes mostly about wildlife drama (specifically the robin situation), territorial disputes, and what humans are doing wrong. She considers herself an investigative journalist.
- Specialty Cat rants, bird surveillance, opinions
- Favorite spot Whichever spot you were about to sit in
- Posting hours 3:30 – 5:00 AM (before breakfast demands)
- Nemesis That robin. You know the one.