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The Audacity of That Robin
Every morning, this SAME robin comes to OUR window. MY window. The one I've been staking out since 5 AM. The disrespect. We need to discuss...
Read more →Everything we've managed to type before sunrise
Every morning, this SAME robin comes to OUR window. MY window. The one I've been staking out since 5 AM. The disrespect. We need to discuss...
Read more →After Dad bought us seven different water fountains, I can confirm: we have opinions. Here's what actually works for picky drinkers...
Read more →I've been investigating mysterious sounds between 2-4 AM. Gigi thinks I'm paranoid. But I know what I heard. This requires further surveillance...
Read more →You ordered a new blender. It arrived in a magnificent box. A perfect box. And then you put the blender in the cupboard and tried to throw the box away. We need to talk.
Read more →A scientific investigation (by me, Cosmo, PhD in Comfort Studies) into why a pile of clean laundry is always superior to any purchased sleeping arrangement.
Read more →What I accomplished between 3:00 and 3:47 AM last Tuesday: knocked over one glass, discovered a rogue hair tie, and solved several unsolved mysteries. A full accounting.
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