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We respond between 2–4 AM when our humans aren't looking

We'd Love to Hear from You

Whether you have a question about one of our product picks, want to collaborate, have a press inquiry, or just want to tell us about your cat — we're interested. (Especially the last one. Send cat photos.)

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Email hello@catconspiracies.com
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Collaborations & Sponsorships We work with pet brands that we'd actually use ourselves. Cosmo has high standards. Gigi has even higher ones.
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Press Inquiries For interviews, features, or media kits — reach out and we'll have our humans handle it.
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Response Time We aim to reply within 24–48 hours. If it takes longer, Gigi blocked the keyboard access again.

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Common Questions

Do you accept sponsored posts?

Yes, but selectively. We only work with brands whose products we'd genuinely recommend. Cosmo has personally rejected three sponsorship offers this year.

Can I submit my cat for a feature?

Absolutely. Send photos to hello@catconspiracies.com with "Cat Feature" in the subject. Gigi reviews all submissions and has final say.

Are your affiliate links honest?

Yes. We only link to products we've actually tested. Cosmo refuses to recommend anything he hasn't personally inspected (usually by sitting on it).

Do your humans know about this blog?

They figured it out after about three days. They've agreed to help with photos and logistics in exchange for uninterrupted sleep past 4 AM. So far: mixed results.